So… I cleaned my room. This may not seem like much to you, but after spending so much time in a fog dealing with my mental health, getting my room really clean was, frankly, magical. I love using Unfuck Your Habitat to clean my space up. It’s been really, really helpful. The downside is that upon cleaning my room, I realized how many toys and things I have left to review! That means so many good things for you my lovelies, because you get to catch up on all the newest, sexiest products. *purrs* So let’s start off with probably one of the products I was SORead More →

Hello lovelies! I don’t know if you’ll notice it, but I have a new camera from my metamour! It’s lovely, and we’ll be using it for photos today instead of my phone camera, which is basically the worst. Coming up for future posts, my Bestie sent me a fancy grown-up camera that I’m going to have to figure out. Let’s give a special thanks to my two lovely ladies who made my life simpler and prettier. So I’ve heard lots and lots from people who really want me to do more reviews, so here I am! About a month Ages and ages ago, you may haveRead More →

Yeah, okay so it doesn’t rhyme. Whatever. This April I want to talk about some of my Favorites for squirting. I think that squirting doesn’t get talked about enough, and with all the BULLSHIT CONTROVERSY (seriously though, click here for why this is bullshit) I wanted to post up some of my favorites for things that make me squirt (but not pee). I also wanted to do this post during April, because April Showers, and squirting… COME ON, IT’S CUTE, ADMIT IT. So I’m going to bring up some of my newest favorites for squirting, and give you a rundown on the things I keep by my bedsideRead More →