Dear Mom, Dad, Family Members, Employer, and Future Employers (But not my beloved readers because, seriously, you’re who I do this for <3) I strongly STRONGLY discourage you from reading this post. I really do. If you read it, I’m not responsible for what you’re reading. I gave you a magical warning that you’re going to hear WAAAAAY to much about my sexytimes (WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE I’M NOT OPEN ABOUT WHAT I DO… *ahem*). If you want to keep reading I can’t stop you, but here’s a cute .gif just in case you want to turn back now! IRead More →

So… I cleaned my room. This may not seem like much to you, but after spending so much time in a fog dealing with my mental health, getting my room really clean was, frankly, magical. I love using Unfuck Your Habitat┬áto clean my space up. It’s been really, really helpful. The downside is that upon cleaning my room, I realized how many toys and things I have left to review!┬áThat means so many good things for you my lovelies, because you get to catch up on all the newest, sexiest products. *purrs* So let’s start off with probably one of the products I was SORead More →