Yes, yes. I’ve been a bit absent. I don’t really have any excuses other than the mental health stuff, so I just want to say that I’m sorry <3 Anyway, on to a review I’ve been slacking on, NOT because I hated it, but because I wanted to be sure about how much I loved it before posting. Because I’m too damn lazy to go back through and edit reviews. #sorrynotsorry Last year I was gifted with the most spectacular, shiny, shiny toy: The Doxy 2.0 Diecast. Now, I’ve talked about it before but I fucking LOVE toys that come in a fancy case. I loveRead More →

Hey! Feb 3-5 I’ll be at Poly Living Philadelphia being awesome! Come see me (and a bunch of awesome folks) talking about polyamory and stuff! And in this corner, weighing in at 6.6oz, hailing from Sparks, Nevada, to bring joy to those looking for a less intimidating wand vibration, the lightweight champion of the world: THE TANTUS RUMBLE!!! I love Tantus. I love the company, I love the creators, I love the toys, I love the packaging. I love everything about Tantus. So when I first laid eyes on the soft, silky, shimmery blue of the Tantus Rumble I just wanted to have it allRead More →

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve been preetty quiet. I know y’all missed me so hard. Unfortunately, that random silence with slight bits of chattiness is going to continue at least until September (Possibly longer).  Please follow me on Facebook, Instagram, or on Twitter @TheFriskyFairy to get real life shots of what I’m up to. (And also my cat!) So I am a TOTAL SLUT for subscription boxes, and long have I bemoaned the lack of sex box full of body safe goodies. When Unbound poked at me about reviewing their box and I gave the site a look, I decided that maybe, just maybe it wasRead More →

As usual, I’m going to ask, nay, BEG my Parents, Family Members, Employer and Future Employers to please not read this post. If you read it, I’m not responsible for what you read, as it will constitute a serious overshare of my life. Thanks! PS- This post includes affiliate links <3 First things first, I want to thank all my readers for being super patient with me. I’ve been having some very, very heavy things happening here at home. While I want to share them with you, I need a bit more time to process them myself, but just know I haven’t forgotten you, andRead More →

Dear Mom, Dad, Family Members, Employer, and Future Employers (But not my beloved readers because, seriously, you’re who I do this for <3) I strongly STRONGLY discourage you from reading this post. I really do. If you read it, I’m not responsible for what you’re reading. I gave you a magical warning that you’re going to hear WAAAAAY to much about my sexytimes (WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE I’M NOT OPEN ABOUT WHAT I DO… *ahem*). If you want to keep reading I can’t stop you, but here’s a cute .gif just in case you want to turn back now! IRead More →

Dear parents, siblings, relatives, and employers of mine. Please stop reading, for your sanity, and mine. Trust me. The moment I held it in my hands, I knew I wanted it for my own. The silicone was so soft, so supple. I gave it a small swat on my hand and felt warm inside. The way it bent and waved, I knew I needed it. I had to have it. I wanted to have it on me, in me. I wanted to feel gentle caress of the silicone against my ass, and then feel the soft, wonderful swat afterwards. I failed to take into accountRead More →

If you were to tell me that I could get a sex toy that was designed with a penis in mind, that could also get me off in the process, I would jump at the chance to try it. So when I heard about the PULSE II DUO, I was so excited I nearly tore off my panties to try it. The PULSE is marketed as the world’s “first guybrator” and is designed to be placed on the penis (erect or flaccid) and will oscillate against the frenulum for stimulation. The wings of the toy are designed to expand and customize the fit against theRead More →

So… I cleaned my room. This may not seem like much to you, but after spending so much time in a fog dealing with my mental health, getting my room really clean was, frankly, magical. I love using Unfuck Your Habitat to clean my space up. It’s been really, really helpful. The downside is that upon cleaning my room, I realized how many toys and things I have left to review! That means so many good things for you my lovelies, because you get to catch up on all the newest, sexiest products. *purrs* So let’s start off with probably one of the products I was SORead More →

Hello lovelies! I don’t know if you’ll notice it, but I have a new camera from my metamour! It’s lovely, and we’ll be using it for photos today instead of my phone camera, which is basically the worst. Coming up for future posts, my Bestie sent me a fancy grown-up camera that I’m going to have to figure out. Let’s give a special thanks to my two lovely ladies who made my life simpler and prettier. So I’ve heard lots and lots from people who really want me to do more reviews, so here I am! About a month Ages and ages ago, you may haveRead More →

I have been so excited about this review for SO LONG, but first things first! The Fourth of July is happening in the states, which means fireworks, grilled food, and a shit ton of alcohol. That being said, please make sure you stay safe this July. Use condoms, wear seatbelts, and call a cab, a friend, or any other ride if you’ve been drinking.. If you’re firing off fireworks, check with your neighbors first to make sure none of them are combat veterans, or on the Autism spectrum. Please be safe and be kind, because I pretty much love you all. It is no bigRead More →