Tag: paddle

The Tantus Plunge Paddle AKA Holy Fuck, My Ass

Dear parents, siblings, relatives, and employers of mine. Please stop reading, for your sanity, and mine. Trust me. The moment I held it in my hands, I knew I wanted it for my own. The silicone was so soft, so supple. I gave it a small swat on my hand...

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