Category: Toy reviews

Good and bad and totally honest reviews of toys!


The Doxy 2.0 AKA The Secret Agent Sex Toy


Yes, yes. I've been a bit absent. I don't really have any excuses other than the mental health stuff, so I just want to say that I'm sorry <3 Anyway, on to a review I've been slacking on, NOT because I hated it, but because I wanted to be sure about...

The Womanizer Delight AKA Better Than My Tinder Dates


As usual, I'm going to ask, nay, BEG my Parents, Family Members, Employer and Future Employers to please not read this post. If you read it, I'm not responsible for what you read, as it will constitute a serious overshare of my life. Thanks! PS- This post includes affiliate links...

The Tantus Plunge Paddle AKA Holy Fuck, My Ass


Dear parents, siblings, relatives, and employers of mine. Please stop reading, for your sanity, and mine. Trust me. The moment I held it in my hands, I knew I wanted it for my own. The silicone was so soft, so supple. I gave it a small swat on my hand...

Crave Vesper, AKA A Sexy Secret Handshake


I have been so excited about this review for SO LONG, but first things first! The Fourth of July is happening in the states, which means fireworks, grilled food, and a shit ton of alcohol. That being said, please make sure you stay safe this July. Use condoms, wear seatbelts,...

The Fuze Ella, AKA: What the Hell Do I Do With This?


You didn't think I'd forget that May is Masturbation Month did you? I may be at Playa Del Fuego, but I still remembered. It is very rare for me that I come across a sex toy that I am confused about.  Usually I'm pretty good about identifying exactly what a...
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