So… I cleaned my room. This may not seem like much to you, but after spending so much time in a fog dealing with my mental health, getting my room really clean was, frankly, magical. I love using Unfuck Your Habitat to clean my space up. It’s been really, really helpful. The downside is that upon cleaning my room, I realized how many toys and things I have left to review! That means so many good things for you my lovelies, because you get to catch up on all the newest, sexiest products. *purrs* So let’s start off with probably one of the products I was SORead More →

I have been so excited about this review for SO LONG, but first things first! The Fourth of July is happening in the states, which means fireworks, grilled food, and a shit ton of alcohol. That being said, please make sure you stay safe this July. Use condoms, wear seatbelts, and call a cab, a friend, or any other ride if you’ve been drinking.. If you’re firing off fireworks, check with your neighbors first to make sure none of them are combat veterans, or on the Autism spectrum. Please be safe and be kind, because I pretty much love you all. It is no bigRead More →

  Some days, doing this job can get a bit exhausting. It can feel like I don’t make enough, like I don’t know where it’s going. Like I’m not great at it. Then there’s days like today. Today, I got to spend my entire day masturbating with my FAVORITE TOY to compare it to it’s newer, sleeker version. I got to listen to some erotic audio that can be so incredibly dirty. I love it. Curious? Check it out here. I know it’s awful, and it’s probably a bit because my partner has an accent, but god there is something about that tumblr that justRead More →

I hate Franklin Veaux. Now, now I know that people are going to bristle at that, but bear with me here. The co-author of More Than Two: A practical guide to ethical polyamory, a book I absolutely adored, (and highly recommend to those who are new to poly) is a jerk. You are asking me why, I can hear you shiver with antici- I hate Franklin Veaux because he made me cry. Not just cry, he made me weep. When Jon and I first started dating, I told him pretty explicitly that I wasn’t very good at monogamy. I told him all the things that could happen. AllRead More →

So before I get started in on my review today, I want to send a brief mention to Atlanta Poly Weekend. The weekend was such a wonderful experience in terms of meeting people, and I was so thrilled to have seen so many people in my panels! Thank you so much for having me as a presenter! If you haven’t gone to Atlanta Poly Weekend yet, they’re already planning for 2016, and I highly recommend that you go. It’s a wonderful space with wonderful people and a family friendly event. I especially want to thank the amazing Dr. Liz Powell for being such an awesome panel-mate. You can catchRead More →

Oh my goodness my loves. Playa Del Fuego(PDF) was fucking incredible. It was my first burn, and it was so amazing. I’m glad that I was able to go, and I can’t wait to go again. On the upside, I now get to tell you all about the books I read while I was at PDF instead of socializing! I had been saving Best Bondage Erotica 2015 for a time when I could really give it the attention that it deserves. Which meant that I had it on hold for a few months while my schedule was chaotic. So it totally made sense that while IRead More →

You didn’t think I’d forget that May is Masturbation Month did you? I may be at Playa Del Fuego, but I still remembered. It is very rare for me that I come across a sex toy that I am confused about.  Usually I’m pretty good about identifying exactly what a sex toy is used for. I can identify by the shape and the design of the toy where it’s supposed to go. Usually they’re pretty self explanatory, and when I saw the Fuze Elle, I thought it was no exception. It was a clitoral toy, probably wearable, simple as that. Then I got it in my hands…Read More →

  **A quick note: I will be out of town at Playa Del Fuego from May 21-May 27th (I’m taking a couple days of recovery time). If you can’t reach me, that’s why!** I’m a person who prefers a hotel room to a campground. I prefer swimming pools to murky lake water. I prefer needing sunscreen to needing bug spray. I prefer to have wifi when I go on vacation, and if not wifi, at least cell phone reception.  I love big, soft, comfy beds, and air conditioning, and hot running water indoors. When people meet me, they don’t say things like “oh that girlRead More →

Yeah, okay so it doesn’t rhyme. Whatever. This April I want to talk about some of my Favorites for squirting. I think that squirting doesn’t get talked about enough, and with all the BULLSHIT CONTROVERSY (seriously though, click here for why this is bullshit) I wanted to post up some of my favorites for things that make me squirt (but not pee). I also wanted to do this post during April, because April Showers, and squirting… COME ON, IT’S CUTE, ADMIT IT. So I’m going to bring up some of my newest favorites for squirting, and give you a rundown on the things I keep by my bedsideRead More →

Yeah, okay so it doesn’t rhyme. Whatever. This April I want to talk about some of my Favorites for squirting. I think that squirting doesn’t get talked about enough, and with all the BULLSHIT CONTROVERSY (seriously though, click here for why this is bullshit) I wanted to post up some of my favorites for things that make me squirt (but not pee). I also wanted to do this post during April, because April Showers, and squirting… COME ON, IT’S CUTE, ADMIT IT. So I’m going to bring up some of my newest favorites for squirting, and give you a rundown on the things I keep by my bedsideRead More →