The Womanizer Delight AKA Better Than My Tinder Dates

As usual, I’m going to ask, nay, BEG my Parents, Family Members, Employer and Future Employers to please not read this post. If you read it, I’m not responsible for what you read, as it will constitute a serious overshare of my life. Thanks!

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First things first, I want to thank all my readers for being super patient with me. I’ve been having some very, very heavy things happening here at home. While I want to share them with you, I need a bit more time to process them myself, but just know I haven’t forgotten you, and I’m still around <3

no matter what im still here


Let’s get on with the review! The remarkable folks at Good Vibrations recently sent me home with a curious little friend. A friend called “The Womanizer”. I have to thank them, because the name now means that I can use Britney gifs all through this review! #sorrynotsorry

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This toy is completely fucking ridiculous, but let’s talk, shall we?

First off, what comes with this strange little friend? Well, you have a charging cord, two silicone heads, the toy itself and the case. The charging cord is a micro USB so it’ll work on your phone (or you can charge your toy with your phone cable. Your choice). I love that companies are opting for micro USB rather than individual cords. It makes things SO much easier when it comes to charging and transporting large containers of sex toys across state lines.

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Sharpie not included.

One of my favorite things about this packaging is the case. even with everything inside of it, it’s still roomy enough for another toy, extra chargers, a bottle of lube, or any number of other things. It’s a great little carrying pouch.

The toy is weird looking. While it does look expensive, it also looks gaudy as fuck. It also is very reminiscent of a thermometer that goes in the ear. It’s super strange. I love the shape though. It’s really intuitive in your hand, and I love the curve of it. A lot of clit toys don’t seem to work with a larger pubic mound, but this one did pretty damn well! I’d be interested in seeing what its sibling (The Womanizer Deluxe) looks like in person or feels like in the hand.

The usage though is fairly simple. Push the button that has the power symbol on it to turn it on. Place the suction cup over the clitoris (get that seal reaaaaal snug). Use the gemstone to select between 6 intensities. If you accidentally go too far, gently tap the power button and keep pushing the gemstone again. Hold the power button to turn off.

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One of the great things about the toy is the green power button. I love that it lets you know that it’s on. I DON’T love that weird red light. It’s like a fucking gynecological flashlight to search for the clitoris. 1. If I’m using this toy I have no reason to be looking at the red light. 2. know where my clit is (and if you don’t know where yours is grab a mirror and poke around!)

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Surprisingly, I love this fucking thing. It has been a lifesaver since my partner has been long distance. It’s creates this suction feeling around my clit that has given me better oral than most Tinder dates I’ve been on. You absolutely MUST be sure that the seal is tight. No seal, no suction. (I had to move my labia minora out of the way to make it happen.) After I sorted out the suction  situation, it was a fucking earth shattering orgasm!

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Unfortunately, the name is fucking horrible. First off, “Womanizer” is probably one of the closest to a derogatory sexual term for men that exists. It just sounds awful and vaguely implies that this toy takes on masculine traits, which I feel could probably alienate a number of folks who would really love this toy. Also, seriously? Could we come up with other names for the toy that don’t inspire a Britney Spears song?

Leave your name suggestions in the comments. I’ll put together a poll, and I will personally give the winner a $10 gift card to Good Vibrations!

All in all, This toy is fucking incredible. The suction feels amazing and gives such a good orgasm that it’s easy to imagine that my long-distance boyfriend was between my thighs. Would I be willing to pay $189 for it? If I had the money, probably. It lives next to my hitachi now. This weird looking toy is the Gremlin After Midnight in a land full of Toy Pomeranians toy gets the frisky fairy seal of approval. Pick up one of your own (using my swanky affiliate link!) today by clicking here!!

Until Next Time!
-The Frisky Fairy

Rebecca
I am the Frisky Fairy, also known as Rebecca Hiles! I have been passionate about sex education for as long as I can remember. I have been working in the sex toy industry since 2009, and I hail from Pittsburgh originally. I am the Sexual Health and Wellness Education coordinator for Lotus Blooms in Alexandria, VA. I am certified as a sex educator through the Planned Parenthood of Massachusetts Sexuality Education Certification Series. I am a polyamorous cancer survivor, and I enjoy talking about my experiences. You can read some of my writing on xoJane.com. I started this blog because of my passion for sex and sex education. I work as a sex educator, teaching workshops on a variety of topics, but sometimes I really want to go in depth on a specific topic that I really enjoy. Thus, the Frisky Fairy blog was born! From reviews of my favorite toys, books, blogs, conferences, and more to discussions on my favorite sex and sex education topics, this will give you a look at what I base my workshops on! This is an education based blog after all and I hope that every time you leave, you feel like ’you've learned something new! I welcome feedback. If you enjoyed something, or disagree with something, please feel free to leave a comment! You can also email me at Contact@friskyfairy.com, or follow me on Twitter, Facebook, Google+, or my Tumblr! Please note that harassment, threats, intimidation, repeated annoying and unwanted contact or attention, and repeated personal attacks are not allowed. Please be polite!

3 Comments

  1. I always thought La Sucette (French for “sucker,” though I guess it’s in the lollipop sense–hey, no weirder than Womanizer) would be a nice name.

  2. Can I just say what a aid to find somebody who actually is aware of what theyre talking about on the internet. You unteubdodly know find out how to bring an issue to light and make it important. Extra people have to learn this and understand this aspect of the story. I cant imagine youre no more popular since you positively have the gift.

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