Month: January 2016


The Tantus Plunge Paddle AKA Holy Fuck, My Ass


Dear parents, siblings, relatives, and employers of mine. Please stop reading, for your sanity, and mine. Trust me. The moment I held it in my hands, I knew I wanted it for my own. The silicone was so soft, so supple. I gave it a small swat on my hand...
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