Month: July 2015


When “Sex First, Process Emotions Later” Fails You


People have told me my language is "inappropriate", I've tried to tone that down here. So please, let go of the pearls you're clutching. I am a slut. I have taken to reclaiming the word as a badge of honor rather than as an insult. I identify as a "Megasexual". This...

The Crave Duet aka the Undercover, Underwater Vibrator


Hello lovelies! I don't know if you'll notice it, but I have a new camera from my metamour! It's lovely, and we'll be using it for photos today instead of my phone camera, which is basically the worst. Coming up for future posts, my Bestie sent me a fancy grown-up...

Don’t Stick Your Dick in Crazy


Hellooooooo my loves. I hope you've been well. I had a great time over my birthday, and I even had a birthday party that turned into an "adult swim" after the kids had gone to bed. I've had a few doctors appointments after that (remind me to write a post...

Happy Birthday To Me!


Holy hell, another year has gone by for me! I'm another year older (in four days, but whatever). This year I made a lot of friends, I've gone a lot of places, and I've gotten to get a lot of readers! Thank you so much for making my 25th year...

Crave Vesper, AKA A Sexy Secret Handshake


I have been so excited about this review for SO LONG, but first things first! The Fourth of July is happening in the states, which means fireworks, grilled food, and a shit ton of alcohol. That being said, please make sure you stay safe this July. Use condoms, wear seatbelts,...

I Hate Asking for Help, but I Need Your Help


  For those of you who aren't in the know, I've spent a lot of time feeling less than because I don't have a degree. It's been frustrating and it's been overwhelming for me, mostly because I dislike feeling as though I can't do something even though I have experience...
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