Yeah, okay so it doesn’t rhyme. Whatever.
This April I want to talk about some of my Favorites for squirting. I think that squirting doesn’t get talked about enough, and with all the BULLSHIT CONTROVERSY (seriously though, click here for why this is bullshit) I wanted to post up some of my favorites for things that make me squirt (but not pee). I also wanted to do this post during April, because April Showers, and squirting…
COME ON, IT’S CUTE, ADMIT IT.
So I’m going to bring up some of my newest favorites for squirting, and give you a rundown on the things I keep by my bedside next to the water bottle for when I want to make a big fucking mess.
Which brings me to the second in the delightful queue of things that I don’t want to squirt without. Today, I’m talking about the Liberator Throe!
I am a fan of squirting (I mean, obviously). Unfortunately, I’m not a fan of messes, and having had one time where I squirted on a day when my period decided to show up unexpectedly, and basically spent the next 48 hours in a state of mess related anxiety.
Enter the Liberator Throe. I had heard some good things about it, and so I contacted the good folks at Liberator and they sent one over! I opted for black because stains are not a thing I’m okay with. Unfortunately, that means that pet hair was ALL over it the moment it walked through the door. So, please excuse the hair in the photos.
The Throe measures 72″ x 54″, and is pretty great for snuggling on. The absolute best thing about the Throe is that it is MACHINE. FREAKING. WASHABLE. You can even dry it (on low)! I love that it’s easy for me to clean up after, because again, mess isn’t a comfortable thing for me.
When I first got the Throe I dumped a cup of water on it, and let it sit in before I used it over my sheets and damaged them. The water soaked in, but there was nothing that came through.
On one side of the Throe is as super soft, luscious microfiber (similar to the Liberator Wedge). On the other side is a shiny satiny material. I recommend washing the Throe before using it, as the microfiber is not terrifically comfortable if you have sensitive skin. I will say though that you may need to find the right side for you, as leaving the satin side down may lead to it slipping underneath you. I find that it doesn’t move much underneath me, though I tend to prefer the satin side up, as it’s softer on my skin, especially after an intense scene!
The Throe is absolutely incredible, and I want at least two more (one for my car and one for travel). I don’t know how I’ve existed without one before. Seriously, pick one up as soon as you can. Your towels and bed linens will thank you.
I love the Throe and I think you will too! The Liberator Throe gets the Frisky Fairy seal of approval. A special thanks to Liberator for giving me one in exchange for an honest review! Get frisky and get yours here!
Until Next Time!
-The Frisky Fairy